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Old 01-23-2007, 05:28 PM   #45 (permalink)
spectre
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Originally Posted by shesus
I used to do spontaneous masturbation a lot more. It would be quite shocking because I wouldn't know what was going on until...Whoa, whose hand is that? Oh it's mine.
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Originally Posted by mixedmedia
Well, I try my best not to masturbate in public, but otherwise I think I spontaneously masturbate pretty often. I have been known to lock myself into my bathroom and masturbate in front of my full-length mirror. And I take showers simply for the purpose of masturbation quite often. Maybe this is the best way to prevent spontaneous combustion. Gawd, I'd hate for that to happen.
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Originally Posted by Sweetpea
It happens. sometimes these things happen... cause who knows how to please you better than yourself?

my advice: just give into the moment
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Originally Posted by abaya
I just wanted to let it be known that this thread, this VERY thread, induced me to experience a bout of spontaneous masturbation earlier this morning.
I think there's going to be a lot more spontaneous masturbation if all the pretty ladies on the forum keep talking like this.
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