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Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 04:40 AM

The Cork

Two friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their tennis game in Melbourne , when one notices that the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse.

If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first man. "It is permanently stuck in my arse."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first man says, "I was walking along Russell Street And I tripped over this fucking oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old bloke wrapped in an Australian Flag, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

So I said......, "No shit?"

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01-23-2007, 04:40 AM	#5856 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	The Cork Two friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their tennis game in Melbourne , when one notices that the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse. If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?" I regret I cannot", lamented the first man. "It is permanently stuck in my arse." "I do not understand," said the other. The first man says, "I was walking along Russell Street And I tripped over this fucking oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old bloke wrapped in an Australian Flag, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." So I said......, "No shit?" . __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd Last edited by Zooksport2; 01-23-2007 at 04:56 AM..