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Originally Posted by pigglet
jj,
i've never dropped one off and blown up. i guess that lends credence to the dangers of static electricity and aggressively rubbing dry, rough surfaces to the point of incineration. what's most distressing is when my pets are around. you think they know what's going on? i choose to believe they do. and they're cheering for me.
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I think they do. My cat always gets off my lap and leaves the room whenever I start yanking.
Charlatan,
Don't make me go out there and do it, 'cause you know I will.
Shesus tells me that I sometimes spontaneously jerk it out in my sleep. So, if I spontaneously combust while masturbating in my sleep, at least it'll be in my sleep.