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Originally Posted by World's King
A few weeks ago my girlfriend woke me up cause I was masturbating in my sleep.
And no... she didn't help. She just rolled over and went back to sleep.
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So...
I take it then that the "Honeymoon" phase of the relationship is over? 
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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