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Originally Posted by World's King
A few weeks ago my girlfriend woke me up cause I was masturbating in my sleep.
And no... she didn't help. She just rolled over and went back to sleep.
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awww, it started out so good, but then it ended so sad. 
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
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