Oooo this thread is getting better now.
I would definitely recommend g-on-g although you have find girls that are somewhat attractive or it's useless. That will take a lot of time to find too.
Also, there is a great pirate porn...I hate pirates, but wowza...shit, I have to go to work now. Grrrrr!
Analog, Tentacles? You are jesting...right? If not, I will have to see it. I suppose eight arms are better than 2.
