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Well, I try my best not to masturbate in public, but otherwise I think I spontaneously masturbate pretty often. I have been known to lock myself into my bathroom and masturbate in front of my full-length mirror. And I take showers simply for the purpose of masturbation quite often. Maybe this is the best way to prevent spontaneous combustion. Gawd, I'd hate for that to happen.

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