Remember that picture we've all seen of that old geezer-lady that suddenly burst into flames in the bathroom?
I started wondering what she could be doing in the bathroom that would cause her to suddenly burst into flames and I thought, what if she were masturbating and it was God's spontaneous wrath? It's not as if we can tell from that photo. All that's left was a pile of ashes and a couple of feet.
Then, I got to thinking, has anyone ever spontaneously masturbated? I mean, like, you're sitting there, doing your taxes when all of a sudden you start to rub one out? Or maybe you're watching Deal or No Deal and just when Howie Mandel points to the camera, you reach down your pants and grab hold of something?
Me personally, I haven't ever spontaneously masturbated, but I plan on doing it soon. Oddly enough, planning on it doesn't make it spontaneous, does it?
Let's discuss spontaneous masturbation and let's do it here because if I have to read one more thread about the mundane bullshit of daily life I'm going to masturbate on my balcony in broad daylight.
Oh, and just so we don't have to have that thought in our heads, I'll put in a photo to aid in the discussion of spontaneous masturbation.
For the ladies and gay men:
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