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A 6-man team of ninjas into Iraq (or 1 Chuck Norris), and Bush gets elected to a 3rd term.
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10. The former USSR quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on satellite.
11. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
12. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
13. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
14. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
15. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
16. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
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