Wow, you don't have to make your own coffee or kill bugs or take out the trash or cook dinner? I would hate that if JJ had to go out of town for a period of time I would realize that many normal day things that I didn't do. And luckily I shave my legs for me.
I like when they're smooth and oily.
Hal, I know that masturbation would be on the top of my list of things I did while JJ was away. Well, that's on my list while he's here too. Sometimes I just can't get enough.
Abby, lighten up. It's all in fun and jest. This whole board is about humanity,
sexuality, and phiosophy...it says so in the heading.