I am the granddaughter of immigrants who had rather fascinating stories they seldom, if ever, told.
I am the first daughter of two people who came from such diverse backgrounds that, for a short time, my mother was disowned by her parents for marrying my father.
I am the mother of children who came to me through the wonders of science.
From the moment of my first breath, I was unnormal and have given up trying to be normal.
I am a cynical patriot.
I am such a procrastinator, even my hair hasn't gotten around to getting gray yet.
I was raised Catholic until my mother realized how Jewish she truly is; I do not believe in God.
I am intelligent, stupid, mature, childish, attractive, ugly, caring, nonchalant.
I'm just one person trying to play the game the best she can with the cards she's dealt.