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Oh brother...
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One day, a husband surprised his wife by grabbing her butt and saying, "If you firm this up, we can get rid of your girdle."
The wife thought this was childish, but bit her tongue and said nothing.
The next day he woke her up by grabbing her breasts and saying, "If you firm these up we can get rid of your bras."
That pissed her off, so she reached down, grabbed his crotch, and said, "If you firm this up, we can get rid of your brother!"
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Soon afterwards, the husband went away on a fishing trip. Of course, sensing the opportunity, she invited her lover over (remember him, her husband's brother?) to satisfy her sexually. They made love for hours, and afterwards, while they were just laying there, the phone rang. As it was her house, she picked up the receiver.
She spoke cheerfully: "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. Oh do you have to go already? Well, call again soon ok?"
She hung up, and her lover casually asked, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replied. "That was just your brother telling me all about the wonderful time he's having with you on his fishing trip."
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