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Old 01-19-2007, 07:52 PM   #33 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green
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How much do your parents know about your sex life?
Not too much. They know I have it, I'm married and I have a child, but it's not a regular topic in our conversations.

Do they know when you lost your virginity?
My mom does for sure, and I'll bet that my dad does, too. It didn't take long for hubby and I to start spending our nights together.

DID they know when you lost your virginity?
My mom knew within a couple of weeks, but I'm not sure if she told my dad or not.

Do you ever discuss sex with them?
I used to when I lived with my mom, but not anymore. I've never discussed the topic of sex with my dad, ever.

Have you had sex when they were in the same house?
We lived with my mom the first year we were married, so yeah. She knew that a scrunchie on the doorknob meant that we were "occupied" and not to bother us. I don't think we've ever had sex at my dad's house.
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