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Instead of sheep, I was going to have a distressed cow. But she got the big 'ol white eraser of doom too. I like the oblivious sheep.
You take your basic sheep and you stick him in a field, and he's going to stay there. A black bear can walk up to him. A farmer with a shotgun. Whatever, as long as it isn't a sheep dog he's going to stay there peacefully... unless one of his buddies decides to take a walk. Once his buddy starts moving, all six neurons in the sheep's brain fire and send the message "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! FRED IS MOVING! YOU HAVE GOT TO GO WHERE FRED IS GOING! NOW! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!
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