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Old 01-15-2007, 07:05 AM   #10 (permalink)
The_Jazz
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Sometimes the natural oils and sweat from my hands gets on my keyboard and slows things down. I typically wash my hands 4 or 5 times a day (maybe more - I really don't keep track), and the oil just builds up after a while. However, the time frame is over a year between cleanings, so I'm going to vote for masturbation being the culprit as well, especially knowing that I'd jack it 5 or 6 times a day when I was 15.

By the way, it's a natural act and there's nothing "gross" about it, unless he's using food or otherwise making a big mess.
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