Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable;
Heidegger, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could outconsume (****)Hagel, and Whitcolm Schmart was a beery schwart who was just as shloshed as Shlagel...There's nothin' Nietsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the the wrist; Socrates himself was permanently pissed. John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of Shanti was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away; half a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram; Rene desCarte was a drunken fart: I drink therfore I am.
Yes, Socrates Himself is particularly missed: A lovely little thinker for a bugger when he's pissed!
Monty Python's Australian Philosopher's Song
