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Heaven involves daily swims in pools of deep dark chocolate followed by meals of cheeseburgers and onion rings. Heaven is a pleasant place where the only people you meet are the ones you like, and if you stop liking someone they just disappear. There is no real work in Heaven, although everyone does something. Depending on whether you are doing something which you really want to or something which you think you are supposed to be doing (i.e. to make others happy) you will either live in a really luxurious home or live in a decent home which has only tepid water in the shower. If you do right, you have whatever you want. Servants, the foods you want, sex when you want and with the persons you want, never any trash to take out,but for those who enjoy collecting trash or sifting through trash, there is always enough...it's almost mystical how it appears when they want it.
Heaven is filled with books which always hold your interest, music that you could listen to for...well, an eternity (but no harps). Heaven also has faucets in each kitchen which serve all the needs. There's one for coffee, one for gin, one for beer, one for Dr.Pepper, oddly there is even one for water and several others which are set up according to resident desires.
In heaven there is no pain and potato chips are never too greasy...or broken.
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