Originally Posted by Sharon

I can't believe no one has pointed out the other obvious interpretation of the original question ("How many first cousins have you laid?")... surely if you laid one person, and that person's first cousin (possibly at a later date), then you have laid first cousins?

If this poll had said "How many twins have you laid?", we wouldn't expect that to mean having sex with your own twin brother or sister...

Anyway, as you were.