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Well hello there Nancy!
I have always been a little jealous of the FSM's internet popularity.
As an icon of divinity, I have always thought that a Supreme Hamburger could have a lot to offer as a religion but alas, I lack the ambition to realize my dream. It is difficult to compete with pasta and pirates when it comes to nouveau spiritually as they are the complete package. They combine delicious starchy goodness and early colonial romanticism in the proper portions to elicit faithful devotion. All I have are robots, a few zombies, some bugs, a couple of elephants and a score of undersea creatures that refuse to speak unless I am alone with them. My ninja experiment was a complete failure.
I am becoming more comfortable with my place in the world.
Now, if you excuse me I have a few overdue reach-arounds to take care of.
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