The penis. Come on ladies, how often do we stop and take a moment to thank the penis? 
(note: mm got laid last night...and in an hour, she's gonna take a lunch break and go do it again...he came to town early  )
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
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