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Real men get waxed.
Its a common misconception that pubic hair waxing is for faeries. Well, I'm here to tell everyone that even if you are the butchest of all men, getting your bush ripped will make you even more of a man.
Lets go over a few things that makes a man a MAN.
1. Pleasing a woman.
Unless your woman has some aesthetic hangup (and if she DOESN'T like seeing your shaved dick, take it as an insult, because no hair means MORE COCK!) then she will undoubtedly love a slick, smooth tallywacker. Not only does it look more modern and responsible, the feel of smooth skin against skin is far superior to skin against coarse thick hair.
2. PAIN!
Yes, you are not a man unless you can endure pain. Getting the hair pulled off of your genitals is pain. It comes quickly, sharply and always a second or two off of the exact moment that you were expecting it. If you can take this treatment for 45 minutes straight and still be able to walk straight and crack jokes, you are one tough motherfucker.
3. Resistance to homosexual thoughts.
When you are lying naked on a table as some gay man is touching your tackle, and you are not in the least bit arroused, you will know you have arrived. My friends, this is something to brag to your buddies about. You see, even if your hidden desires might find this situation slightly appealing, I guarantee you that not only will you remain flaccid for the entire length of the proceedure, you probably wont be standing at attention without some intent goading for the rest of the day.
4. Large genitalia.
Trust me, it just looks bigger.
Add this all up and dash away your previous hangups. Getting your pride and joy waxed will indeed make you more of a man.
Getting your legs waxed is another matter. Only women do that.
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