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Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Try thinking of something that turns you off - I used to use the fat lady across the street.
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Best one is probably "imagine your grandma taking a dump - up close". Works very well. (sometimes too well, though :P )
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Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Pulling down on your balls also works.
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All those things are great, but most look really stupid.
- Wait a sec, hon
- What are you doing?
- Just pulling my balls, give me a moment.
Any discrete ways to do stuff like this, anyone?