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Go Bowling!!! University of South Carolina vs. Houston, Dec. 28th. Pull for the Cocks. Be a Winner. Get drunk. Flirt with questionably attractive women. Put your junk back inside the zipper before its really through peeing, so that you get some on your boxers. Challenge a Houston fan to a duel, starting with the line "I accost thee knave. Get thy recreant self back to thy swill in Texico. Doth not protest, for I loathe thee."
Basically, take my place, because I can't make it.
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