Get your freakin' minds out of the gutter...

Seriously..
Today...
December 12th 2006 (that's 12/12/2006 or 12/12/2006 depending on where n the world you are
IS NATIONAL DING A LING DAY - a holiday celebrated worldwide (Why it's not International Ding A Ling Day is beyond me but I guess that's part of the charm of the holiday...
What the fuck are you talking about Mal?
But shouldn't it be INTERNATIONAL Ding-a-ling Day? I mean it is world..
What is National Ding a Ling Day
to promote the idea that a ding-a-ling is a wonderful, loving, intelligent, friendly, and the most desirable kind of person to know . . . a real bellringer!
It means that all the ding-a-kings in your country have their very own commemorative day.
They may exchange gifts and/or greeting cards, buy or bake cakes served with or without ice cream, put on silly party hats and play the national song, "My Ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry (long may he rock!).
Party hardy!
There's even a club to join...
Ding-a-Ling Club, National, P.O. Box 248, Melrose Park, Ill. 60161
. . . Founded in 1971 "to promote the idea that a ding-a-ling is a wonderful, loving, intelligent, friendly, and the most desirable kind of person to know . . . a real bellringer!" Dues are $3 a year and new members receive a membership card, button, and bumper sticker. Publishes a monthly newsletter, Pealings, which promotes "less wiles, more smiles; less tears, more cheers; less shove, more love." Sponsors an annual National Ding-a-Ling Day on December 12. 600 members.
Hug your favorite Ding a Ling today 