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OCM? assumes we all have peni and sugar-related issues, as her robotic penis exudes geysers of chocolate when she becomes too excited. she's carbophalliphilic.
/wait, are you a chick?
and since phil, just like he always did, runs in and steals my thunder, i'll reveal that he was roasting marshmellows in the transhcan outside ocm?'s, in anticipation of stealing his/her chocolate robotic penis and making mushroom shaped s'mores. melts in his mouth, not in his hand.
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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style
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