A steering wheel belt would solve this problem.
Thin alcoholics would instantly gain the necessary inches to prevent painful falls from train platforms. Should an out-of-spec platform allow a fall, the airbag would deploy, cushioning the fall and any impact with oncoming trains.
Had any of her friends been carrying their Pocket Fisherman they could have retrieved her in time. Stupid friends.
Tragically stupid idea for a tragically stupid accident.
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