To the City of Chicago:
What have you done to Ben Wallace? Are you poisoning his meals? Are you putting valium in his gatorade? Why are you not allowing him access to his PowerFro? Everbody knows that The 'Fro was his secret weapon in Detroit for the last 4 years...where's it been?
In all seriousness, I think Ben's hurt. He'll come around. In the meantime, Chicago needs to learn how to take better shots and put the ball in the hole.
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