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					Originally Posted by McDuffie
					
				 
				I just love it when I am accused of not being smart or educated by people who write crap sentences like this: 
			
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 I offered to end this, but fine. What you quoted is called a paragraph, not a sentence. If you're going to call my intelligence into question, you should make sure your on solid ground yourself. 
You misunderstood a simile. Get over yourself. It's no more complicated than that. I'm not calling you stupid. It's obvious that you're a little more than confrontational at the drop of a hat, but that doesn't make you stupid necessarily. I would suggest that you read the dictionary.com definition of the word 'simile':
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				sim‧i‧le  /ˈsɪməli/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sim-uh-lee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation 
–noun 
1.	a figure of speech in which two unlike things are explicitly compared, as in “she is like a rose.” Compare metaphor. 
2.	an instance of such a figure of speech or a use of words exemplifying it.
			
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 I hope that makes it more clear. 'like' was used as a simile, and I think screwing your cousin is gross. 
That's it.