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How 3 little girls got their names...
A little girl asked her father how she got her name. He answered, "when you were born, I brought your mommy a rose. One of the pettals fell of and landed on you head, so we named you Rose."
Her sister asked about her name to which their father replied "when the nurse brought you in to see your mother, a daisy pertal fell off and landed on your head, so we named you Daisy."
The third daughter walked to her father and said "Thbutldieikkpfftlblahdk"
Her dad then said "Shut the fuck up Cinderblock"
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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