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Old 11-22-2006, 02:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
Journeyman
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Originally Posted by Eddie Murphy
And at the end of the fight, everybody sued me. Everybody claimed I whipped their ass. I weigh 150 pounds. I can't whip a disco's ass by myself. Even people that didn't fight sued me. People that watched the fight was in court.

"No, I didn't actually fight, but I was there watching. And it was a discotheque and a strobe light fell off the ceiling, creating a weird effect with the mirror and I saw this and my eyes were sprained, the eyes, and I need million for my sprained eyes."
I can understand why people would be upset over this, but I can't understand why they need money for it.
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