n0nsensical

I for one am pretty irritated that my parents decided to take away my foreskin without so much as asking me. there isn't anything i want taken away without my consent and particularly not part of my PENIS. it's not like this is even something you can bring up with them, it's not going to bring it back and the only purpose it could serve is to make them feel guilty, and maybe they should, but i'm not in the business of making my parents feel bad since i think they did a pretty good job the rest of the time. i can see it now, thanksgiving dinner, "mom, dad, whatever made you think this was a good idea?"

have i ever mentioned that i hate organized religion? well, i do, and this is another good reason why. thousands of years ago some hebrew bastard decides circumcision is a good idea, next thing you know it's the 1980s and some guy is chopping away at my 9 month old dick like i'm john fucking bobbitt or something.

if my dad was missing an arm i sure as hell wouldn't want anyone to chop off my arm so i'd look like him either. if the kid brings up the difference, simply tell him the facts. i didn't even know there was such a thing as a circumcised or uncircumcised penis until I was about 12 and reading about proper use of condoms, and then it was another couple of years after that before i could figure out what a foreskin actually is (thanks internet). hygiene? i think it goes without saying that the solution to that problem is to teach the kid how to clean himself properly. because american women prefer them circumcised? well, it'll be a miracle if any woman gets near enough to say whether she likes it or not without the police being involved anyway. all right that's about all i have to bitterly say about that [space reserved for editing when i remember something else].