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What Lady Sage won't tell you is that she once wrote a fawning fan letter to David Cassidy. It went "I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for." Mortified to hear the contents of the letter in a hit song 6 months later, she sued for intellectual theft. It was the pilot case on "The People's Court" but never aired. The reason was that Miss Sage was so humiliated by the whole episode that she sent a friend to impersonate her. The ruse was discovered, but Judge Wapner was so impressed with her friend's acting ability that he made a few phone calls and 30 some years later, she is selling figurines on QVC. Lady Sage holds such a grudge against her friend that she refuses to order any cable service that carries QVC.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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