Uncle Phil, at this very moment, is singing and dancing in front of a mirror in his tiger-striped bikini underwear while listening to Depeche Mode's I Just Can't Get Enough. It's twue, it's twue.
__________________
Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
|