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Warlock! · 11-14-2006, 04:37 AM

My wife told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I checked my credit card statement: $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked her why I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed all those things to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

11-14-2006, 04:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Warlock! Upright Location: Ohio	Whaddya mean we can't buy beer anymore??? My wife told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I checked my credit card statement: $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership. I asked her why I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed all those things to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back.