My cat envies me because I can walk out the door without being chased under the neighbor's car and dragged back into the house by the scruff of my neck and sprayed with a water bottle.
And because I don't have to jump on the dresser and throw everything on the floor just to get attention at 5 am on a Saturday morning.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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