Years ago a friend of mine told me about how he used a torch without batteries and a sock to get himself off. Been the upstanding member of the community that I am, this dirty little secret didn't remain a secret for long, and the p*ss was taken heartlessly.
Now I wish I'd had the vision to think the idea through, and patent the damn thing. Another missed opportunity.
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"I've been Donovan DuVal. Take care of yourselves, and each other."
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