I believe that god sent his son Jesus Christ down from heaven to die on a cross and save our souls so they would not burn in the fiery pit of hell for all time.
Either he did, or someone else, maybe no one did, in fact, all that just sounds a bit strange to me now that I think about it... I HAVE WASTED MY LIFE!!
Joking aside, it's all just opiate for the masses. If it makes you feel better to believe it. Do it. I won't try to convince you otherwise. I expect the same. No one ever found religious or spiritual enlightenment from someone banging at their door at 8:00am, or yelling at them, saying they are going to hell if they didn't give their life to something. If they think they had, they are wrong and week minded, and most likely whatever they currently believe is only that way, because those "recruiters" got to them first. If it wasn't one opiate, it would have been another.
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Originally Posted by Homer
Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, were sending you as a missionary to spread the Christian religion
Homer: Huh? But I don't even believe in Jeebus! (5 sec. later...) Jeebus! Help me Jeebus!
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