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Old 11-07-2006, 05:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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5) I have yet to meet an attractive single girl.
It's because you're in college. Girls in college are stupid, for the most part. They don't want some really nice, hot guy that's going to be all suave, because they're not ready for it. They wanna drink until they get laid and not remember it in the morning, or they're totally bookish and prudish and won't give you the time of day. Or they're LUGs (Lesbians Until Graduation.) Take your pick.

TRUST ME. Wait two months- get out of college, get into the "real world" that everyone keeps talking about, and THEN go meet some girls. You'll be knee deep in hot women.


A Caveat- just in case it is, in fact, you and not them, are you sure you're not coming across too metrosexual? I ask because sometimes hot men, while really hot in a bar and such (and thus used as ego boosters by girls who want to feel like they can flirt with really hot guys) are just too metrosexual to be taken seriously in daylight. That would be the only reason I could think of, given your points above, that girls would not be attracted to you.

On another note, TFP needs some women and men to be "designated sympathy lays." More sex for all!
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