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Originally Posted by roachboy
shakran:
clearly if you can avoid all cigarette smoke you will never die.
clearly if you avoid all contaminants, you will never die or age.
time will not happen in the same way for you, if you can eliminate contaminants.
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What in the HELL are you talking about? I never said I'd be immortal if not for Pan's smoking. If you really read that into what I said you need some remedial reading comprehension classes.
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your god-given right to move through contaminant free spaces is absolute.
it overrides all others because it is yours.
and what is yours is most important.
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Ahh. Thanks for clearing that up for me. Apparently it's your god given right to contaminate those spaces by smoking and it overrides all others because it's yours and what is yours is most important. I get it now.
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now the rest of us, we all know this inwardly, but we are Evil and because we are Evil we do things to fuck with you.
that is why smokers smoke: to fuck with you, to tamper with your absolute right to move in all directions through a contaminant free space.
why?
because we resent your absolute centrality in the universe.
we are petty foul lesser beings who resent your absolute right to move in all directions at any time through an absolutely pure space.
we are closer to mud.
we are half-formed beings who still bear unpleasant traces of the material world.
we are not yet fully spirit, not yet fully realized beings. not yet pure form which has a god given right to move in all directions through contaminant-free space.
we are ourselves contamination.
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either this is brilliant satire in which you champion my side of the debate by showing how absurd arguments against it are, or you're insane. Which is it?