Crack is actually the Lemming Master. He is a minor diety in charge of the population of the lemmings. Every few years, he summons all the little critters to their doom as he feeds on their spirit, eternally cursed to remain at the bottom of the sea, as Crack continues has everlasting task.
Except that he occationally seeks away from his post to post a post on TFP at a local cyber cafe. 
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."
Roger Zelazny
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