Originally Posted by pan6467

I look forward to to seeing him on Jerry Springer.

Male: "You paid me money to suck your....beeeeeeeep"

Rev. Haggard: "Yeah well you're gay and going to Hell."

Jerry: "Let's bring out the wife."

Wife runs over kicks Male prostitue in the balls and connects with a right cross.

Wife: "You ruined my marriage. We were having sex one night in the missionary position, cause that's how God fearing people do it.... and my man calls out "beeep..... my.... beeep" and I said no f'n way would I put that thing in my mouth. I didn't rise above the trailer park into our 2.5 million dollar mansion to do what I could do I on the streets. Then he storms out and comes home smelling of liquor and cheap Old Spice telling me he found someone that would."