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pan6467 · 11-05-2006, 09:10 PM

It was God's fault. God told him to have sexual relations with that man. That he could play victim and show the world that even a man as faithful and as loyal to God has vices. God told him he can write a book, go on talk shows make more money and have more fame than he ever dreamed of.... and all he had to do was have sexual relations with that man and claim to be a victim of a lazy wife, alcohol, drugs, greed, lust and whatever else he can dream up.

I look forward to to seeing him on Jerry Springer.

Male: "You paid me money to suck your....beeeeeeeep"

Rev. Haggard: "Yeah well you're gay and going to Hell."

Jerry: "Let's bring out the wife."

Wife runs over kicks Male prostitue in the balls and connects with a right cross.

Wife: "You ruined my marriage. We were having sex one night in the missionary position, cause that's how God fearing people do it.... and my man calls out "beeep..... my.... beeep" and I said no f'n way would I put that thing in my mouth. I didn't rise above the trailer park into our 2.5 million dollar mansion to do what I could do I on the streets. Then he storms out and comes home smelling of liquor and cheap Old Spice telling me he found someone that would."

11-05-2006, 09:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	It was God's fault. God told him to have sexual relations with that man. That he could play victim and show the world that even a man as faithful and as loyal to God has vices. God told him he can write a book, go on talk shows make more money and have more fame than he ever dreamed of.... and all he had to do was have sexual relations with that man and claim to be a victim of a lazy wife, alcohol, drugs, greed, lust and whatever else he can dream up. I look forward to to seeing him on Jerry Springer. Male: "You paid me money to suck your....beeeeeeeep" Rev. Haggard: "Yeah well you're gay and going to Hell." Jerry: "Let's bring out the wife." Wife runs over kicks Male prostitue in the balls and connects with a right cross. Wife: "You ruined my marriage. We were having sex one night in the missionary position, cause that's how God fearing people do it.... and my man calls out "beeep..... my.... beeep" and I said no f'n way would I put that thing in my mouth. I didn't rise above the trailer park into our 2.5 million dollar mansion to do what I could do I on the streets. Then he storms out and comes home smelling of liquor and cheap Old Spice telling me he found someone that would." __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"