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blah,
Not much point in reiterating the points made above, so here's my wrinkle.
I have had this happen before, but we weren't nearly as serious as y'all are. We had known each other for a long time, but only in passing. We hooked up, and she was already kicking a lot of confused vibes my way. There's a funny story to go with that, but I'll save it for now. This chick had a tongue piercing for pete's sake, but it was only "ornamental." False Advertising!!! screamed I. Well, maybe I didn't scream. But she was definately Whiz, Burr, Thank you Sir in her approach. Me, not so much. I ended up ending it with her, and we're still friends-ish. Ie, when we see each other, its allright. But that incompatability just couldn't work, and it was weird to begin with.
The first step here, as you already know, is going to be talking about it. That might help come to some understanding for both of you, if its completely non-confrontational, but I wouldn't expect anything to change any time soon. Y'all may be better off as "best friends" again for a while during the time you work this out. I don't really see this as a question of her being "normal" or "abnormal' - maybe not norma for a TFP crowd - but I think there are a lot of people out there with views similar to hers. I dated a girl once who wouldn't let me give her oral sex because she was afraid her ass smelled. I'm thinking, what is it about your ass that I don't know about? But anyways, if you want to fly down the slopes, and she wants to stay in the lodge - there may not be much you can do about it.
You could always try a technique I suggested elsewhere on this forum, although I can't find the link. Dress up in a ninja costume, and slip up on her, cock and hand. With your skills of sneakery, wrap her hand around your member, jack off vigorously for that second or so it takes her to realize what's going on, shove her fingers under nose, and exclaim "See, not so bad!!" Run off, stow the fighting gear, and these disavow any knowledge of the incident. Sneak up on her, jack off in her general direction, disappear. After a few months of similar tactics, she might just be so relieved at the notion of "regular nasty-assed perverted" sex that you offer, as opposed to Shiruken, that you end up re-normalizing her expections.
Good luck with that.
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