This is Coach and Musashi, A.K.A Cochise and Mustafa. They're 2-month old brothers that I recenly got from a litter of 5. I was originally just going to get one, but I figured that one kitten would get lonely while I was out, so if I had 2, they could both trash my apartment together. Some of their hobbies include:
-Sleeping on my computer chair (pictured)
-Sleeping on the couch
-Sleeping in the laundry basket
-Sleeping in my gym bag
-Climbing
-Fighting with shoes, newspapers, feet, computer and stereo cables, hands, each other, balls of foil, strings, shadows, reflections and sometimes nothing at all.
They still haven't figured out that my coffee table is made of glass, so that even if they can see the string flicking around above them, no amount of jumping will get them anything more than a headache.
Generally, their daily routine involves sleeping all day, and playing their favourite game "Let's run around the apartment fighting everything" all night.
I think Coach (The one in black) has something wrong with him. He hasn't really figured out how to walk in a straight line yet. He's much clumsier than your average kitten, I've been told that some cats are like that and never really grow out of it. He can still hold his own in a fight against his brother though.
If I could channel their aggressive tendencies and get them to attack on command, they'd make great bodyguards. I'd just have to get them little sunglasses, black suits and headsets. It would be adorable... and deadly.