It is kind of strange when you find yourself doing the math... Where can she hurl that will be easier to clean up...
also:
My nephew (4 at the time) was running around his house naked. He dove onto the couch, and came up screaming. Apparently there was a staple sticking out of the arm of the couch... Net results, 2 stitches on his scrotum.
My first reaction was... "Is he ok?"
