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viveleroi0 · 05-28-2003, 04:22 PM

I've never been good at remembering jokes, but I remember this one from high school.

A farmer wakes up one morning, with his wife and three sons asleep. He goes outside to see the one cow his family has relied upon for many years is dead. This is an enormous burden, so he kills himself. The Mother wakes up, sees their only cow is dead, and her husband is dead, so she also killed herself.

The eldest son woke up and saw the dead cow, dead parents, so we walked to nearest stream to kill himself too.
Suddenly, a mermaid appeared. She said

"I see you have lost your cow and parents, but I may be able to revive them. If you make love to me ten times in a row, then I will bring them all back. If you cannot do me ten times, I will kill you"

Confused, but wanting a way to see his family again, he agreed. But, he could only for six times before he grew too tried to stand. So, the mermaid killed him.

The second oldest boy also decided to walk to the river, seeing his family and cow were dead. The mermaid also approached him and said

"I see you have lost your cow and parents, but I may be able to revive them. If you make love to me twenty times in a row, then I will bring them all back. If you cannot do me twenty times, I will kill you"

He tried his best, but could only do her about ten times.
So, she killed him.

The youngest boy came down and saw his parents and cow dead, and brothers missing. He too walked to stream, and was approached by the mermaid.

She said "if you can screw me twenty times, then I will bring back your parents, cow, and brothers. If you fail, I will kill you."

The younger brother stood and though about it. Then, he blurted out:

"Twenty times? TWENTY TIMES!!! Sure! But... how will I know that you won't die like the cow did?"

05-28-2003, 04:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	only one I remember from high school I've never been good at remembering jokes, but I remember this one from high school. A farmer wakes up one morning, with his wife and three sons asleep. He goes outside to see the one cow his family has relied upon for many years is dead. This is an enormous burden, so he kills himself. The Mother wakes up, sees their only cow is dead, and her husband is dead, so she also killed herself. The eldest son woke up and saw the dead cow, dead parents, so we walked to nearest stream to kill himself too. Suddenly, a mermaid appeared. She said "I see you have lost your cow and parents, but I may be able to revive them. If you make love to me ten times in a row, then I will bring them all back. If you cannot do me ten times, I will kill you" Confused, but wanting a way to see his family again, he agreed. But, he could only for six times before he grew too tried to stand. So, the mermaid killed him. The second oldest boy also decided to walk to the river, seeing his family and cow were dead. The mermaid also approached him and said "I see you have lost your cow and parents, but I may be able to revive them. If you make love to me twenty times in a row, then I will bring them all back. If you cannot do me twenty times, I will kill you" He tried his best, but could only do her about ten times. So, she killed him. The youngest boy came down and saw his parents and cow dead, and brothers missing. He too walked to stream, and was approached by the mermaid. She said "if you can screw me twenty times, then I will bring back your parents, cow, and brothers. If you fail, I will kill you." The younger brother stood and though about it. Then, he blurted out: "Twenty times? TWENTY TIMES!!! Sure! But... how will I know that you won't die like the cow did?" __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson