I was a bit drunk when I was going on about hitting people with a 7 iron.
If i was sober I would have said a butterfly knife.  It's just this thing I have.  
Next best would be a chrome .44 and a metal bat.
In a tough corner... you might have to make do with hurling your car keys into someone's face from point blank... or if youre lucky a claw hammer....
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					Originally Posted by Deltona Couple
					
				 I agree with many of the posts here: The human mind is the best weapon, as well as in the case of specific situations call for different weapons.  For long range, I loved my M82A1 Light 50.
 For medium range, M249 SAW.
 For combat action, Colt M16A3 with M203 grenade launcher.
 For short, home defense,  I LOVE my Ruger P89 (9mm pistol).
 For short, close combat, the M1014 Joint Service Shotgun.
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from my own (perhaps limited) experience.  best home defence = a fat man wearing nothing but boxer shorts running screaming out the front door with a cricket bat.
 
(this only happened one time)