rear ended car while getting head
it sounds worse then it actually was....i was in my truck in front of the girls house...my truck is stick....well i guess i forgot to put the parking brake and when i took my foot off the brake it rolled into a parked car and made a loud crash....no damage thou and thank god no one came outside....
i then made my quick escape
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