What really pisses me off is that I paid FULL PRICE for my television, and I still have to watch these stupid commercials! I makes me SO mad when I watch "24" and see them use an apple computer. They are shoving their products down my throat. I own two apple laptops now, one is plain silver for everyday use, but I purchased a pink one for homosexual fridays at the office. It really is a big hit, that pink laptop has served as a catalyst for many a crazy friday nights.
But I digress, these intrusive and offensive advertisements must stop.
I pay taxes for these roads, but when I drive I still have to look at these billboards that just toally divert my attention away from whatever I'm doing. I've found myself face down in a ditch at 4:23AM gargling a throatful of mud, with the last thing I remember being a Burger King billboard... The tasty plump delicious whopper, golden crisp fries fresh out of the fryer, still lightly sizzling. It's just too much, I can't pay attention to anything else.
These ads are taking over my life, I can't live with them pushing themselves into everything I do. Somebody help me.
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