Quick story: I have 'flat' nipples-they don't even do that little pop-out when cold air hits'em. I was seeing this guy...we were at a friend's house, along with my sister and others, and the AC was on; in the bathroom it was frigid. My sister comes out of the bathroom with these HUGE popped-out nips(and she was flat-chested, so very noticeable)-...the guy looks at her, looks at me and says, 'Maybe you should spend a few minutes in there"...
Ever want to just bitchslap someone right out of their chair?
